I Can't Believe This!

Some low-life #### stole my hose! Of course, they were kind enough to leave me a piece of it. Cut the damned thing and took what they wanted. It was fine when I left the house. Cut and considerably shorter when I returned. Why did they cut it, you ask? Because they obviously couldn't disconnect the single hose which they wanted. (I have, or had, 4 hoses strung together; now I have two.) What a #####!!!